100 Questions No One Ever Asks

A few days ago, I was watching videos on YouTube when I accidentally clicked on this video. I didn’t really put much thought into it as I think it was nothing but silly old questions. But then, the questions weren’t really old. They could be, but no one ever asks you these. It’s like the type of question where you think it doesn’t tell a lot of a person. But it does. If you listen closely.

Questions:

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes. It’s not illegal, is it?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked out.

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Yes. So, bad ass. *sarcasm

5:Do you like to use post-it notes? They’re okay.

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes. I always take loads of coupons thinking I would use them in the future but I always end up throwing them.

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear. At least, I could climb a tree or something.

8:Do you have freckles? Nope. 

9:Do you always smile for pictures? No.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve? People who smack their mouths while eating.

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? I used to.

12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.

13:What about pooped in the woods? No. That would be too gross.

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? All the time.

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes, even if I borrowed them.

16:How many people have you slept with this week? Is a pillow a human?

17:What size is your bed? Single one.

18:What is your Song of the week? Born to die – Lana del Ray

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes.

20:Do you still watch cartoons? Yes.

21:Whats your least favorite movie? Twilight. Do I even have to say it?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some It’s called ‘hidden treasure’ for a reason.

23:What do you drink with dinner? Iced tea or orange juice!

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Sweet and Sour or Barbecue dip.

25:What is your favorite food? At the moment, Salmon Sashimi.

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Titanic. 

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? My mom, to kiss me goodnight.

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes.

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?  Yes. It’s not pornographic, it’s art.

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? January.

31:Can you change the oil on a car? No.

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don’t even drive.

33:Ever ran out of gas? I DON’T DRIVE!

34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Chicken and hummus.

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pancakes, sausage and eggs.

36:What is your usual bedtime? My body-clock is messed up.

37:Are you lazy? Yes.

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? At 8, I was a witch.

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? No idea.

40:How many languages can you speak? 3.

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos!

43:Are you stubborn? Not at all.

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Letterman.

45:Ever watch soap operas? I used to.

46:Are you afraid of heights? Not really, no.

47:Do you sing in the car? I always sing, what’s your question?

48:Do you sing in the shower? Again, I always sing.

49:Do you dance in the car? I also dance. A lot.

50:Ever used a gun? No.

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Thursday.

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes.

53:Is Christmas stressful? Yes, when you have to look for presents.

54:Ever eat a pierogi? No.

55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Peach-Mango Pie. (Jollibee)

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Nurse.

57:Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.

59:Take a vitamin daily? No, but I have to.

60:Wear slippers? Not a fan.

61:Wear a bath robe? Not really.

62:What do you wear to bed? Pyjamas.

63:First concert? This local band, I forgot what they’re called.

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.

65:Nike or Adidas? Nike.

66:Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Yes.

69:Ever take dance lessons? Yes. I had ballet, Hawaiian and belly dancing. 

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?  Businessman.

71:Can you curl your tongue? Yes, I’m weird.

72:Ever won a spelling bee? Yep!

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No. But it’s in my bucket list.

74:Own any record albums? Lady Gaga!

75:Own a record player? Nope. Hahahaha.

76:Regularly burn incense? Nope.

77:Ever been in love? I don’t think so.

78:Who would you like to see in concert? Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus.

79:What was the last concert you saw? Bruno Mars. Hahahaha.

80:Hot tea or cold tea? Hot.

81:Tea or coffee? Coffee.

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar.

83:Can you swim well? I can’t do freestyles.

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.

85:Are you patient? Not really.

86:DJ or band, at a wedding? Band.

87:Ever won a contest? Yes.

88:Ever have plastic surgery? Not in my list.

89:Which are better black or green olives? Green.

90:Can you knit or crochet? Knit.

91:Best room for a fireplace? Bed room.

92:Do you want to get married? Yes.

93:If married, how long have you been married? …

94:Who was your HS crush? Hahaha, no I’m not telling.

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I cry, most of the time. I don’t think it’s a good idea, though.

96:Do you have kids? No.

97:Do you want kids? Yes.

98:Whats your favorite color? Peach.

99:Do you miss anyone right now? Yes.

100: Have you ever been stung by a bee? No.

 
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